Alright my man… this one’s for the real ones who don’t want just one lane. This is a curated mix of FIVE premium strains, all coming in HOT with ~27% THCa average — balanced, loud, and straight to the point. No fluff. No gimmicks. Just 🔥 hemp flower done right.
👉 Label shows: 23.47%+ THCa
👉 Reality: You’re getting a rotating heavyweight lineup that hits across the board.
🧪🌱 What’s in the Mix?
A little bit of everything, because life ain’t one-dimensional 😏
🍪 Dosidos — 25.32% THCa
Relaxed, doughy, and smooth. This is that “sit back and breathe” strain. 😌🛋️
🍌🎂 Banana Cream Cake — 28.99% THCa
Sweet, creamy, and uplifting. Mood booster with a dessert finish. Big smiles energy. 😄
🍩 Glazed Donut — 30.36% THCa
LOUD. Frosty. Heavy hitter. This one doesn’t whisper — it announces itself. 💥🔥
🐆💨 Cheetah Piss — 23.47% THCa
Sharp, funky, and energetic. Love it or hate it, you’ll remember it. ⚡😤
💜👑 Purple Reign — 26.98% THCa
Smooth, calming, and regal. End-of-day vibes with a classy finish. 🌙✨
🎯 Why This Mix Hits Different
✅ Variety without compromise
✅ High THCa across the board
✅ Perfect for indecisive legends 🤷‍♂️😆
✅ Crafted for people who actually know flower
This ain’t “throw leftovers in a bag.”
This is intentional selection, proper curing, and real quality — Teddy James style. 💪🌿
⚠️ The Real Talk (Because I Care)
This is high-THCa hemp flower. Respect it. Start slow.
If you’re CBD-only, this is a step up.
If you’re seasoned, you already know 😏
🧠 Final Word from Teddy James
You don’t need a dispensary to get top-tier flower.
You need education, honesty, and someone who actually gives a damn.
That’s what you get here.
Experience The Difference. 💚🔥